Pros and Cons of having a

 sexy teacher in your school…..

Just imagine what would happen if a teacher in your school is as sexy as Katrina Kaif or Emma Watson, having a perfect figure, fair skin and priceless assets? Will we be able to study, focus (mind you it means on academics and not on that sexy lass teaching you) or understand the ever so dull, uninteresting and incomprehensible text of those books, which we have to unnecessarily carry to school each day, even though knowing the fact that its just holy shit. This is the only time we not only find our books imparting and imbibing more knowledge but interesting to us than ever and rambling of teachers first time sounds somewhat good. Only when a teacher as sexy as her is teaching we are not bored in the class and for first time in our whole school life we find the length of period shorter than usual (except for the games period obviously).

Now coming back to the point of a young beautiful and horny lady teaching you, the following can be the major consequences apart from repeating the class again and again due to lack of concentration in studies during exam times (doesn’t matter how many bottles of Bengali churan finish in 1 day to raise your memorizing power and concentration power):

·         One of the most probable consequences can be a male teacher or a student itself, with high level of testosterone overflowing, flirting with her. Now obviously, as a by product the student would loose his focus from studies and the high level of flirting would cost the male counterpart his job. But as they say we have to pay a price for everything in life.

·         Now second on the probability list would be a student doing a stupid thing, like taking pictures that of ma’am through his cell phone, by making a hole in the newspaper while pretending to be reading it (now that’s clever and such an idea can come in the devil mind of a pervert guy like me only), and getting suspended or even rusticated from school, if caught.

·         The third most probable after effect of recruiting such a teacher could be, doing really silly things, which a person would not even dream of, unknowingly. An example of it could be, that suppose she is explaining an abbreviation “KB” (kilo bytes) in the class room, and making the students write its full form. A child pervert in nature, who is busy analyzing the assets of teacher and comparing it with that of other hot girls in the school, writes “B= beautiful big b***s” and gives the notebook for correction. Now all of us can very well imagine the fruits his wild imagination and his analyzing and comparing power would bear him.

·         It is also possible, that there are gang fights in school, so as just to make a macho man image in the eyes of her. Now it’s one of the least probable consequences and comes on the last of the probability list. But the point of mentioning it is, you don’t know the mentality of boys, and it is human nature often of boys to do anything and up to any extent to catch attention of others, specially hot and beautiful girls.        

Above mentioned were the negative after effects on students, just because of a simple mistake done by the principle of the school to recruit such a person. It will not be shocking if some one reveals that it was not a mistake but favor done by the princi on the sexy and beautiful lass.

After describing so much about the ill effects of having a sexy teacher in school, the only reason which comes to my mind in favor of that woman, who has committed no mistake except for being sexy, is :-

·         Having a sexy teacher teach someone would motivate that person to do well and be her blue eyed boy. A sexy teacher would encourage him do well in class and study as if she would be giving him a smooch for his hard work. These boys come in the categories of ones who would like to see Stephen Hawking give a boring lecture through his talking computer on you tube then doing something productive or reproductive during his adolescence age.

·         Another positive effect of such a woman teaching you is that the number of students bunking the student’s decreases drastically and you can also think of having full attendance sitting in the class. Now that’s really cool, going by the usual standards.

I very well know how vague and inappropriate the point this is. But what to do, if I had not written all this, then young and beautiful girls aspiring to be teachers would kill me. Even now I would be beaten blue and black by those perverted minds reading this, who would beat me till every bone of mine, is not broken into thousands of pieces as I had the audacity to reveal their secrets and that too in an exaggerating manner. I am a born rascal. At the end I would like to state that all these things are applicable to all the sexes present in our country except for those who fall in the category of B and T in the LGBT Act. 

eFFeCTS of bREAK-up on the Masculine COunTerPart

Stone hearted, tough, less emotional; generally these are words used to describe a guy in a relationship. There are several myths in people’s mind that boys are not that sensitive towards their relationship or fully committed towards a relationship as the girls are. It more often believed that the root cause of a break-up is the cold and uninterested attitude of the boys.It is because of this attitude they cannot have an amicale relationship, they assume. More often it is also believed that there is hardly any psychological effect of break up on us (boys).

Now let’s clear our mind of all that crap, and have this thing implanted in it forever. Males are as committed and sensitive towards a relationship as females are and are as much hurt as girls are because of a relationship break-up.

Now let us see how deeply the masculine gender is affected by a break-up and sometimes even more than their feminine counterparts

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Girls generally sulk very much; cry their heart out, talk with their friends about the breakup and etc etc which helps them to bring down the psychological pressure off their minds and after a small period of time, and be normal again (i.e. to look for a new guy who can dump him again). Girls can also share their pain with their family members (only sisters and understanding brothers, less chances with parents). But these cannot be a rehab option for the, as often siad "the stone hearted guys". Some may say this is all because of the masculine ego that comes in the way. But all of this is shit. Now let us practically see why males do not have the above choices:-

1.       .)Most of the girls are impressed with the boys’ macho look. Thus sulking and crying and all that doesn’t go with the image. And if we do; our future is screwed big time (matlab apne friend circle me to koi milne se rahi……in short katta). Thus is not at all a feasible option.

2.       .)If we guys go and chat with our friends about our break up, the first comment that would be lined up….. chu**** kat gaya saa** ka, apna katwa k aaya hai, dum ni tha bandi patai hi kyu ghochu…… I don’t think this is a feasible option at all, i.e. you would not like to get abused at such a time. Thus we cannot even talk to our friends about it to ease down the pressure.

3.      .) Many a time’s guys are blamed for an unsuccessful relationship, which quite absurd and amusing to me as why cant girls be the reason for a relationship failure. Are all girls pure at heart, cant they have certain issues (which does not involve any of the boys mistake) due to which a relationship is called off. 

Thus I feel that all this prejudice about guys that they are the whole and sole reason of a sour or unsuccessful relationship is totally crap. So what do you feel about this whole issue? Are boys really the whole and sole reason of a breakup?

P.S: no offence to girls except a few…..and not because of personal grudges. Not applicable to all types of girls in this ever expanding universe……

CCE- Continuous and Comprehensive evaluation/ Chu**** Ckatao evaluation……………?                                                                                                           

Kapil Sibbal and his team of renowned educationists (do not take it seriously) in the year, 2009 came out with a superb plan to reduce the burden of education on students. He changed the system altogether. With the introduction of CCE in the schooling, system a child has less chances of failing the exams or u can say, “Uske latakne k chances bahut kam ho jate hai”. Now seeing it as an optimist, you can say that it reduces the burden of children and tries to inculcate good values in the children. This will reduce the number of suicide cases in the country by students who have flunked or have badly screwed their exams. They try to give more and more stress on the moral values of the child and blah blah…….

But is this really happening?   

Analyzing it practically we come to know that actually marks are given in an unbiased way only in exams conducted by the school. The child gets all those weird grades in those unorthodox categories in a prejudiced and a partial way. The teacher only gives good grade to his/her blue-eyed boy. Take for instance if a guy has a good image in the eyes of the teacher he would get all the A+’s, even if does not deserve it. And believe me it really happens and I am not exaggerating it too much or making bogus statements. In addition, even if a teacher does not give grades in a haphazard manner are these teachers really qualified enough to give us grades in categories like behavior with friends, social circle, and leadership. There is a big question mark over the competency of the teachers in this respect?

Moreover, given the things, which we are supposed to be doing under this scrap system like gardening and all, are we really learning even a single thing out of this? We only complete a formality (as if we are working in a government office) as get good grades by teachers. By having a look at my report card, any one would think of me as a very talented child, which is obviously a joke.

Even tough it has been applauded by many teachers and educationists, I as a student still feel that this very vague solution to the excessive burden on the student life. I do not think it has acted as a stress buster in students’.They still feel the normal pressure and many a times even more. However, who will teach these pigheaded politicians, and tell them that as it is u have made the political system of our country hollow, by acting as pests; please don’t play with our futures, don’t ruin our life.

Kapil G are u listening?