Pros and Cons of having a

 sexy teacher in your school…..

Just imagine what would happen if a teacher in your school is as sexy as Katrina Kaif or Emma Watson, having a perfect figure, fair skin and priceless assets? Will we be able to study, focus (mind you it means on academics and not on that sexy lass teaching you) or understand the ever so dull, uninteresting and incomprehensible text of those books, which we have to unnecessarily carry to school each day, even though knowing the fact that its just holy shit. This is the only time we not only find our books imparting and imbibing more knowledge but interesting to us than ever and rambling of teachers first time sounds somewhat good. Only when a teacher as sexy as her is teaching we are not bored in the class and for first time in our whole school life we find the length of period shorter than usual (except for the games period obviously).

Now coming back to the point of a young beautiful and horny lady teaching you, the following can be the major consequences apart from repeating the class again and again due to lack of concentration in studies during exam times (doesn’t matter how many bottles of Bengali churan finish in 1 day to raise your memorizing power and concentration power):

·         One of the most probable consequences can be a male teacher or a student itself, with high level of testosterone overflowing, flirting with her. Now obviously, as a by product the student would loose his focus from studies and the high level of flirting would cost the male counterpart his job. But as they say we have to pay a price for everything in life.

·         Now second on the probability list would be a student doing a stupid thing, like taking pictures that of ma’am through his cell phone, by making a hole in the newspaper while pretending to be reading it (now that’s clever and such an idea can come in the devil mind of a pervert guy like me only), and getting suspended or even rusticated from school, if caught.

·         The third most probable after effect of recruiting such a teacher could be, doing really silly things, which a person would not even dream of, unknowingly. An example of it could be, that suppose she is explaining an abbreviation “KB” (kilo bytes) in the class room, and making the students write its full form. A child pervert in nature, who is busy analyzing the assets of teacher and comparing it with that of other hot girls in the school, writes “B= beautiful big b***s” and gives the notebook for correction. Now all of us can very well imagine the fruits his wild imagination and his analyzing and comparing power would bear him.

·         It is also possible, that there are gang fights in school, so as just to make a macho man image in the eyes of her. Now it’s one of the least probable consequences and comes on the last of the probability list. But the point of mentioning it is, you don’t know the mentality of boys, and it is human nature often of boys to do anything and up to any extent to catch attention of others, specially hot and beautiful girls.        

Above mentioned were the negative after effects on students, just because of a simple mistake done by the principle of the school to recruit such a person. It will not be shocking if some one reveals that it was not a mistake but favor done by the princi on the sexy and beautiful lass.

After describing so much about the ill effects of having a sexy teacher in school, the only reason which comes to my mind in favor of that woman, who has committed no mistake except for being sexy, is :-

·         Having a sexy teacher teach someone would motivate that person to do well and be her blue eyed boy. A sexy teacher would encourage him do well in class and study as if she would be giving him a smooch for his hard work. These boys come in the categories of ones who would like to see Stephen Hawking give a boring lecture through his talking computer on you tube then doing something productive or reproductive during his adolescence age.

·         Another positive effect of such a woman teaching you is that the number of students bunking the student’s decreases drastically and you can also think of having full attendance sitting in the class. Now that’s really cool, going by the usual standards.

I very well know how vague and inappropriate the point this is. But what to do, if I had not written all this, then young and beautiful girls aspiring to be teachers would kill me. Even now I would be beaten blue and black by those perverted minds reading this, who would beat me till every bone of mine, is not broken into thousands of pieces as I had the audacity to reveal their secrets and that too in an exaggerating manner. I am a born rascal. At the end I would like to state that all these things are applicable to all the sexes present in our country except for those who fall in the category of B and T in the LGBT Act.